Do It for the Lulz is out
The album exists now. It is available wherever albums are. Some of it was recorded on purpose.
The new album from Orthogonon. Eight tracks, recorded somewhere, by some number of people greater than one. Out now, more or less.
Orthogonon appeared, more or less, at some point, although accounts of exactly when and under what circumstances remain inconsistent. The people involved are believed to have known each other previously, though this has never been adequately established, and at least some of them appear to have been playing music before Orthogonon became a thing.
What that thing actually is remains somewhat open to interpretation. There are instruments involved. There are songs, or at least arrangements of sounds that have occasionally been described as songs. The number of members is generally understood to be greater than one, but fewer than several. Names have been mentioned. Some of them may even be real.
Orthogonon does not consider itself an origin story, a collective, or particularly interested in explaining itself. It simply continues to exist, apparently by accident, and makes whatever it is that it makes.
The album exists now. It is available wherever albums are. Some of it was recorded on purpose.
Orthogonon will appear in several rooms across the northeast. Attendance by the band is expected.
“Perpendicular to Everything” has been released, or at least uploaded. Reports of it being a single are unconfirmed.
Microphones were placed in front of things. The things made noise. Progress is difficult to measure.

12 inch LP, 180g, gatefold. The troll is life-size, relatively.
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Jewel case. Includes a booklet containing words, some of them lyrics.
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Heavyweight black pullover with the full cover print. For when the forest gets damp.
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Black flat brim with the troll stitched in gold thread and a pitchfork pin on the side.
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Matte black mug and a tin of coffee with a pitchfork on the lid. Pitchfork spoon included.
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An actual pitchfork. Walnut handle, forged steel tines, engraved brass band. Mischief not included.
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