orthogonon

Do itfor thelulz.

The new album from Orthogonon. Eight tracks, recorded somewhere, by some number of people greater than one. Out now, more or less.

Album cover for Do It for the Lulz: a grinning, moss-covered troll with pointed ears crouches in a dark forest, gripping a rusted pitchfork.
Do It for the Lulz, 2026

band

Orthogonon appeared, more or less, at some point, although accounts of exactly when and under what circumstances remain inconsistent. The people involved are believed to have known each other previously, though this has never been adequately established, and at least some of them appear to have been playing music before Orthogonon became a thing.

What that thing actually is remains somewhat open to interpretation. There are instruments involved. There are songs, or at least arrangements of sounds that have occasionally been described as songs. The number of members is generally understood to be greater than one, but fewer than several. Names have been mentioned. Some of them may even be real.

Orthogonon does not consider itself an origin story, a collective, or particularly interested in explaining itself. It simply continues to exist, apparently by accident, and makes whatever it is that it makes.

news

2026
Sep 20

Do It for the Lulz is out

The album exists now. It is available wherever albums are. Some of it was recorded on purpose.

Release
Aug 14

Fall tour announced

Orthogonon will appear in several rooms across the northeast. Attendance by the band is expected.

Tour
Jun 2

First single, sort of

“Perpendicular to Everything” has been released, or at least uploaded. Reports of it being a single are unconfirmed.

Music
2025
Nov 9

Recording has begun

Microphones were placed in front of things. The things made noise. Progress is difficult to measure.

Studio

music

Do It for the Lulz album cover

Do It for the Lulz

Full length, 2026, 8 tracks
  1. Do It for the Lulz4:13
  2. Perpendicular to Everything5:02
  3. Accounts Remain Inconsistent3:47
  4. Greater Than One, Fewer Than Several6:21
  5. Pitchfork in the Mire4:40
  6. Some of Them May Be Real3:58
  7. Apparently by Accident5:36
  8. Whatever It Is That It Makes7:09

tour

2026
Oct 16

Brooklyn, NY

Saint Vitus Bar, with support

Tickets
Oct 18

Philadelphia, PA

Kung Fu Necktie

Tickets
Oct 23

Boston, MA

Middle East Downstairs

Sold out
Oct 25

Providence, RI

Alchemy

Tickets
Nov 1

Baltimore, MD

Ottobar

Tickets

store

Do It for the Lulz, black vinyl

Do It for the Lulz, black vinyl

$69

12 inch LP, 180g, gatefold. The troll is life-size, relatively.

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Do It for the Lulz, CD

Do It for the Lulz, CD

$69

Jewel case. Includes a booklet containing words, some of them lyrics.

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Troll tee

Troll tee

$69

Black cotton, full cover print, limited edition tag. Sizes S to XXL.

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Troll hoodie

Troll hoodie

$69

Heavyweight black pullover with the full cover print. For when the forest gets damp.

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Embroidered snapback

Embroidered snapback

$69

Black flat brim with the troll stitched in gold thread and a pitchfork pin on the side.

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Mug and coffee tin

Mug and coffee tin

$69

Matte black mug and a tin of coffee with a pitchfork on the lid. Pitchfork spoon included.

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The pitchfork

The pitchfork

$666

An actual pitchfork. Walnut handle, forged steel tines, engraved brass band. Mischief not included.

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contact

General

Questions, complaints, theories about what this is.

hello@orthogonon.com

Booking

If you have a room and would like it to be louder.

booking@orthogonon.com

Press

Interviews may occur. Answers are not guaranteed.

press@orthogonon.com